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humansofnewyork:

“I was the youngest in the family. I went to Israel first, and the rest of the family was supposed to join me. Nobody made it. We sent letters to each other for the first few years. The last letter I got from Poland came in 1941. It was from my mother. It asked me to send food. Then the letters stopped. I knew that the Germans had occupied Poland, and I heard rumors about the things that were happening. I never learned the specifics of what happened to my family. I never wanted to.”

(Jerusalem)

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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unclefather:

my mom: sierra you’re in trouble
me: why
mom: there is cereal in the toilet

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mashup-central:

So just for laughs, I thought I’d use this voice-mail on my phone, for whenever my friends wanted to contact me they’d hear this random voice-mail when I wasn’t available. That idea suddenly went bad when I realized that the person who has arranged a job interview also rang me once before, meaning they’ve heard this.

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joshpecksister:

if someone asks what college is like you show them this

movie:

Scary/Horror Movies You Can Watch On YouTube
Indestructible Man (1956)
I Bury The Living (1958)
The City Of The Dead (1960)
The House That Screamed (1969)
The Corpse Grinders (1971)
Let’s Scare Jessica To Death (1971)
Snake People (1971)
Satan’s School for Girls (1973)
Horror High (1974)
The Omen (1976)
Halloween (1978)
The Redeemer (1978)
The Children (1980)
DON’T Go In The House (1980)
The Unseen (1980)
Just Before Dawn (1981)
Nightmare (1981)
Mutant (1982)
Nightbeast (1982)
Trapped (1982)
Unhinged (1982)
The Keep (1983)
Sweet 16 (1983)
The Alchemist (1983)
A Blade in The Dark (1983)
The House on Sorority Row (1983)
Invitation to Hell (1984)
Blackout (1985)
Spookies (1986)
Twisted (1986)
Dolls (1987)
The Curse (1987)
Hellraiser (1987)
Iced (1988)
Watchers (1988)
Hack-O-Lantern (1988)
The Deceivers (1988)
Clownhouse (1989)
Freakshow (1989)
The Woman in Black (1989)
The China Lake Murders (1990)
Spontaneous Combustion (1990)
Lord Of The Flies (1990)
Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor (1990)
There’s Nothing Out There (1990)
The Runestone (1991)
Dr Giggles (1992)
Fraternity Demon (1992)
Netherworld (1992)
Citizen X (1995)
Death Machine (1995)
Evil Ed (1995)
Sometimes They Come Back Again (1996)
Victim of the Haunt (1996)
Death Mask (1998)
Decampitated (1998)
Viewer Discretion Advised (1998)
Komodo (1999)
Dog Soldiers (2002)
The Rats (2002)
The Bone Snatcher (2003)
Malevolence (2004)
The Village (2004)
The Crazies (2010)
ATM (2012)
Flight Of The Living Dead: Zombies On A Plane (2012)
Proxy (2013)
The Monkey’s Paw (2013)
If you like this list of scary/horror movies you can watch on YouTube, follow movie.tumblr.com for more like it!

movie:

Scary/Horror Movies You Can Watch On YouTube

Indestructible Man (1956)

I Bury The Living (1958)

The City Of The Dead (1960)

The House That Screamed (1969)

The Corpse Grinders (1971)

Let’s Scare Jessica To Death (1971)

Snake People (1971)

Satan’s School for Girls (1973)

Horror High (1974)

The Omen (1976)

Halloween (1978)

The Redeemer (1978)

The Children (1980)

DON’T Go In The House (1980)

The Unseen (1980)

Just Before Dawn (1981)

Nightmare (1981)

Mutant (1982)

Nightbeast (1982)

Trapped (1982)

Unhinged (1982)

The Keep (1983)

Sweet 16 (1983)

The Alchemist (1983)

A Blade in The Dark (1983)

The House on Sorority Row (1983)

Invitation to Hell (1984)

Blackout (1985)

Spookies (1986)

Twisted (1986)

Dolls (1987)

The Curse (1987)

Hellraiser (1987)

Iced (1988)

Watchers (1988)

Hack-O-Lantern (1988)

The Deceivers (1988)

Clownhouse (1989)

Freakshow (1989)

The Woman in Black (1989)

The China Lake Murders (1990)

Spontaneous Combustion (1990)

Lord Of The Flies (1990)

Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor (1990)

There’s Nothing Out There (1990)

The Runestone (1991)

Dr Giggles (1992)

Fraternity Demon (1992)

Netherworld (1992)

Citizen X (1995)

Death Machine (1995)

Evil Ed (1995)

Sometimes They Come Back Again (1996)

Victim of the Haunt (1996)

Death Mask (1998)

Decampitated (1998)

Viewer Discretion Advised (1998)

Komodo (1999)

Dog Soldiers (2002)

The Rats (2002)

The Bone Snatcher (2003)

Malevolence (2004)

The Village (2004)

The Crazies (2010)

ATM (2012)

Flight Of The Living Dead: Zombies On A Plane (2012)

Proxy (2013)

The Monkey’s Paw (2013)

If you like this list of scary/horror movies you can watch on YouTube, follow movie.tumblr.com for more like it!

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museismymuse:

silent-cannibal:

this is somehow really funny to me

about closing the goddamn door

(Source: hanniween)

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pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

(Source: darmanitan)

marauders4evr:

Halloween just wouldn’t be the same without Tim Burton

(From top to bottom: Beetlejuice, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Alice in Wonderland, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeny Todd, Dark Shadows, Frankenweenie)

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