THIS IS ME

pileofknives:

venacavo:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar

we can too you’re just not skilled yet

Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can’t triangulate my cellphone signal

daily-showerthoughts:

Pets in bilingual households think that the two languages their humans speak are just one language

ernoji:

ernoji:

stop shaming people who drink milk you bullies

our bones may be strong but our hearts are not

incompetentantagonist:

ravnican:

punpkin-314-pi:

hungry-fangirl14:

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VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING KIDS

while yes you should vaccinate your kids, you can’t vaccinate for bubonic plague. also this couple ate a raw, dead rat, which is how they got it. they then didn’t go get antibiotics, which in most modern cases of bubonic plague allows for a full recovery.

yes, PLEASE vaccinate your kids, but don’t use scare tactics to spread false information.

I’m sorry I think the question that should be asked is why they are a raw dead rat

multistantrashcan:
“I made a gif of Jenna Marbles’s eldest Cermet almost slipping into the pool during swimming lessons
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multistantrashcan:

I made a gif of Jenna Marbles’s eldest Cermet almost slipping into the pool during swimming lessons

Let me tell you why Jenna Marbles is an inspiration.

winnie-the-patton:

This isn’t a joke.

Jenna Marbles was one of the original big channel Youtubers. I remember being in middle school and quoting her constantly, and never having to explain the reference. Everyone knew who Jenna was.

Then, time passed as it does. And like most youtubers, her following shrunk overtime. People outgrew her or lost interest. I myself stopped watching her for years, except for the occasion “I wonder what Jenna’s doing” search.

But what did she decide to do? Was she gonna pander to her audience, or do challenge videos to keep her views up?

No.

She decided to do whatever she freaking wanted.

She literally follows whatever crazy, impulsive thoughts she has and doesn’t really care what we think.

One week she thought, “I wonder how many balloons it would take to float Marbles up in the air?” And she found out.

“I should cover my entire face with rhinestones” Yes please.

“I want to blend into my green screen” YES. ABSOLUTELY.

She does what she wants, and its entertaining as hell. I love being subscribed to Jenna cuz I literally have no idea what’s coming this Wednesday/Thursday, but I know she’s gonna be having a great time doing it.

Jenna Marbles is an icon. She’s what I aspire to be. We should all learn from her to follow our dreams, no matter how unusual they may seem.


Bonus: Here’s some screenshots from her as a green screen

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nessa007:

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legends only!!!

bob-belcher:

what a toothbrush would do if it came alive

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showerthoughtsofficial:

Give a man a fish ,you will feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, you will feed him for a lifetime.

a collection of fall out boy lyrics i relate to on a spiritual level

americanbeauty-britishpsycho:

- i’m no good at math

- i’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker colour

- she says she’s no good with words but i’m worse

- i’m not a crybaby, i’m the crybaby

- i’ve got a lousy arm

- i slept in last night’s clothes

- i’m a nervous wreck

- i don’t know where i’m going

bisexualpolar:

this is my favorite line in the history of ahs

biolegend:

Bacteria’s mood is my mood.

thoodleoo:

some people today complain that having the internet at our fingertips has spoiled millennials but like, i’m so glad i can look shit up whenever i want to. like can you imagine what it’d be like living in ancient greece and having to rely on herodotus when he says shit like “lions can only give birth once bc their cubs claw their way out of the womb”? i’d have to be like “o damn, guess that’s true” before going back to farming and dying of malaria bc i just thought my neighbor was cursing me again and didn’t go see a doctor

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